living on the isleofwight, England <3
16yrs & single & straight<3
ROBERT DOWNEY JR IS MA MAN <3 <3
If the answer is ‘60,000’, what is the question?
(Source: thehootowlofdeath, via little-russellhoward-things)
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
(via stargleek23)
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
(Source: quellary, via stephiroth)
